California man accused of stealing from a Wichita Falls Walmart goes back for his Bible

[TexasTowelie]

Last edited Fri Aug 10, 2018, 07:30 PM - Edit history (1)

WICHITA FALLS, TX -- A California man accused of trying to steal several items from a local Walmart reportedly returned to the scene to retrieve his Bible.

Joshua Jeroma Wilhoit, 27, of Dana Point, Calif., was arrested and charged with theft of property valued at more than $100 but less than $750 – a Class B misdemeanor.

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The reporting party said a male suspect left the store wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and black shorts.

The man returned while police were en route and was trying to grab an item from a bag of items he allegedly had attempted to steal.

He was able to get by the reporting party to retrieve his Bible and left toward Panda Express.

Read more: https://www.timesrecordnews.com/story/news/crime/2018/08/09/california-man-accused-stealing-wichita-falls-walmart-goes-back-his-bible/947698002/

[Aristus]

1. Cop: "Ever heard of 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', son?"

Wilhoit: "I'm sorry, Officer. If that's in the Bible, well, I left it at the Wal-Mart!"

[marble falls]

2. He had only gotten up to the sixth comandment so far. If only he'd been a quicker reader.