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JonLP24

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Thu Oct 4, 2018, 06:41 PM Oct 2018

Drunk birds are causing havoc in a Minnesota town. Police say they'll sober up soon.

Police in Gilbert, Minn., are warning residents about a group of youthful residents unable to handle their alcohol. They’ve been drifting around town looking disoriented, narrowly avoiding getting hit by cars.

But these aren’t teenagers getting drunk. Instead, it’s the local bird population.

“The Gilbert Police Department has received several reports of birds that appear to be ‘under the influence’ flying into windows, cars and acting confused,” Police Chief Ty Techar wrote in a statement Tuesday. An early frost meant that berries had fermented earlier than usual, he explained, and birds were eating them and getting drunk.

Incidents around town involving intoxicated birds appear to be more prevalent than in past years, Techar added, because many have not yet migrated south. “It appears that some birds are getting a little more ‘tipsy’ than normal,” he wrote. “Generally, younger birds’ livers cannot handle the toxins as efficiently as more mature birds.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/10/04/drunk-birds-are-causing-havoc-in-a-minnesota-town-police-say-theyll-sober-up-soon/

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Drunk birds are causing havoc in a Minnesota town. Police say they'll sober up soon. (Original Post) JonLP24 Oct 2018 OP
Kick for the fun of it red dog 1 Oct 2018 #1
Those birds must be watching the news. n/t FSogol Oct 2018 #2
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