Florida man breaks into home, cuts off man's penis and then runs off with appendage.

[Kaleva]

"...Florida man is accused of breaking into the home of his wife's lover, tying him up and then cutting off his penis with a pair of scissors.

The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of a “stabbing/cutting” at a mobile home on Sunday. As deputies were on their way to the mobile home, a male caller told dispatchers that an armed man, later identified as his 49-year-old neighbor Alex Bonilla, broke into his home and cut off his penis."

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/police-florida-man-breaks-into-home-cuts-mans-penis-off-with-scissors-to-get-revenge

[bdamomma]

1. I can think

of someone else who should have the same thing to happen to him.

[In_The_Wind]

2. Ouch!

[tymorial]

3. Jesus christ. Just get a divorce.

[Kaleva]

11. I'm 99.9% sure a divorce is in his future.

[krispos42]

4. He took it with him.

HE TOOK IT WITH HIM.

HE TOOK IT WITH HIM!!!

[customerserviceguy]

6. I thought you couldn't take it with you. n/t

[stevil]

5. In the end the perp got....

Dick all.

[trusty elf]

7. The penis not mightier than the sword.

[King_Klonopin]

8. Every great news story starts with "A Florida man..."

I heard this on CNBC recently. The guys on sports talk station up here in Boston
also endorse the same premise.

My 1000th post is a response to a story about a penis being cut off. How fitting.

[Alwaysna]

9. This takes penis envy to a whole new level!

[Kaleva]

10. Probaly had it stuffed and mounted.