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Related: About this forumFlorida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles, police say
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. A man yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone has been arrested, according to an affidavit from the Indialantic Police Department.
Officers responded to at least seven calls about disturbances at Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Grannys Smoothies along N. Miramar Avenue.
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, went with an officer to the police department, where he yelled at the dispatcher in the lobby while pounding on the walls and glass, police said.
Lane then left the department but was later located at a 7-Eleven on Fifth Avenue.
As an officer stood by, Lane called 911 and told the operator, I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint, according to the affidavit.
Read more: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/04/12/florida-man-threatens-to-destroy-everyone-with-army-of-turtles-police-say/
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,752 posts)emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)seeing they get supplies, rest, recreation.
magicarpet
(14,155 posts)Is there something toxic in the water down there ?
Karadeniz
(22,540 posts)lkinwi
(1,477 posts)Mopar151
(9,989 posts)No need to associate him with the noble terrapin.
2naSalit
(86,650 posts)a turtle-headed snake.
underpants
(182,839 posts)but, hey, what do I know? Im not the leader of a turtle Army.
Harker
(14,026 posts)Do we simply take your word for it?
Tree-Hugger
(3,370 posts)I, for one, welcome our new turtle overlords.
safeinOhio
(32,694 posts)but not forever. Ask the bunny.
ret5hd
(20,501 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)The World rests on a turtle that rests on a turtle, etc., all the way down.
This is a sign of the end. When the turtles go, so do we. Egads!