English Police Arrest Man “Spraying Urine To and Fro” While Making Sounds Of An Elephant

[dixiegrrrrl]

A MAN urinated over flower beds in front of shocked shoppers, while making a noise like an elephant, a court heard.

Robert Moore, aged 48, sprayed his urine to and fro while exposing himself in front of a café, Plymouth magistrates were told.
His solicitor said Moore had a "raging alcohol problem" at the time. But magistrates gave him a conditional discharge after hearing he was tackling his drinking.

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Miss Cater said a "shocked and distressed" couple with their five-year-old daughter reported the offence to police.

http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/Urinating-man-noise-like-elephant/story-17699488-detail/story.html

[Hoyt]

1. Never did understand British humor.

[MADem]

2. Raging alcohol problem, indeed.....!!

Bet that poor little girl will never look at her Babar books quite the same way again...

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. or she may grow up with sex fetish.

Ya never know how that encounter will be internalized.

If I were her parents, I would avoid letting her see the movie Dumbo for a few years.

[MADem]

5. Or an unsavory view of Republican men...? nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. We can only hope.

[TheMadMonk]

3. Shocked and distressed couple. 5YO giggling up a storm?

Parents even more embarassed by shrill waggle by waggle comentary?

[Kennah]

6. I've got an idea ...

... for a new political debate TV show in which we partner this man with a man spraying urine while braying like a donkey.

[David J Spetch]

8. Peeing in public areas isn't so bad but

Peeing in public areas isn't so bad but in front of people who can see your wang, now that's just plain rude.

/ david