Police: Florida man steals excavator, drives it into Walmart

[marmar]

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – The cleanup continues at a Florida Walmart store Tuesday morning, after police said a man stole an excavator, took it for a ride, then crashed it into the store.

Gainesville Police responded to the scene at a Walmart on Monday night, where they said a suspect stole a large excavator, drove it around the parking lot, taking out power poles and then drove through what appears to be the automotive department of the Walmart. .........(more)

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/09/12/police-florida-man-steals-excavator-drives-it-into-walmart/

[dlk]

1. Of course, Florida...

[marble falls]

5. Happens here in Texas. But we just repaint it and sell it someone else.

[dlk]

6. True

Texas is a world of its own…

[2naSalit]

2. Sounds like fun!

[Aristus]

3. Okay, Dude. Ten out of ten for wanting to inflict some damage of the horror that is Wally World.

Negative points for the possibility of hurting someone. Next time, just send a strongly-worded letter...

[BlueIn_W_Pa]

4. Doesn't seem like a joy ride

destroyed some storage lockers, drove it into a Walmart and entered the store armed with a machete...

MAGA much?

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

7. He heard Walmart had deep discounts.