Florida man hurls Oreos at wife during argument over empty coffee maker, deputies say

[marmar]

I guess he wanted coffee with his cookies.




A Florida man allegedly threw a package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two were arguing over their empty coffee maker.

Deputies wrote in an affidavit that John Sandoval, 70, was arrested Saturday morning after he allegedly threw the package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two argued over their coffee maker that had no water in it, according to FOX 35.

According to Lake County Sheriff's deputies, the couple, who has been married for over 40 years, got into a verbal argument while sitting at a table.

At some point, Sandoval allegedly became "aggressive" and threw the package of Oreo cookies at her chest, which caused her to fall. ...........(more)

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-throws-package-oreos-224610570.html

[NNadir]

1. I understand that another practice of Florida Men is to throw ketchup.

[MOMFUDSKI]

2. Happy

Holidays.

[PJMcK]

3. That's the way the cookie crumbles

Sorry.

[Wonder Why]

4. Idiot! Eat the damn cookies, stupid. You'll calm down quicker.

[Dave Bowman]

5. Florida Man strikes again!