Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target.

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Crime headline of the day.

Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.
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5:49 PM · Feb 3, 2026

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1. I love my state. It was to be fun to ride my go-cart in the stores.

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2. Is this real or fictional?

All I'm finding are lots of copies of the same meme with the same image, no actual tweet or news story.

There is this similar story from 10 years ago:

Woman on meth rides motorized cart through Walmart while drinking wine, eating

by AP
Tue, December 29, 2015 at 7:18 AM
Updated Tue, December 29, 2015 at 7:19 AM



Photo: Josseleen E. Lopez

LECANTO, FL — A Florida woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Wal-Mart while drinking wine and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

According to a Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrest report, security officer Robert Gross observed 25-year-old Josseleen E. Lopez consuming $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the Lecanto store.

Gross says he watched Lopez open some sushi, eat a piece and then put it back on the shelf. He says Lopez did the same thing with a package of mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. He says Lopez also ate most of a rotisserie chicken.

Lopez told authorities she was homeless and hungry and had just injected herself with methamphetamine.

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3. Man, I miss being single sometimes