Paralyzed Arkansas Man Adopts Stray Dog, Who Then Proceeds To Eat His Testicle

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A Trumann man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.
The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”
Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.
The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.
He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog”  had blood on its muzzle and front feet.
When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

http://poinsettcounty.kait8.com/m/news/news/240253-dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!

[bananas]

1. Maybe he had cancer

The dog may have saved his life.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20012608-10391704.html

Dog Saves Man's Life by Biting Off Toe: Jerry Douthett Has Best Hangover Ever

By AINA HUNTER / CBS NEWS/ August 4, 2010, 11:26 AM

(CBS) A Michigan man says he has his dog to thank for saving his life by chewing off his infected big toe as he lay in a drunken stupor.

For months, Jerry Douthett had refused to see a doctor for the festering digit, in spite of his wife's pleas and her suspicion that he had out of control diabetes.

About two weeks ago the couple went to a bar, where Douthett told the Grand Rapids Press that he drank four or five beers.

"Jerry had had all these Margaritas, so I just let him sleep," his wife Rosee, a registered nurse, told the paper. "But then I heard these screams coming from the bedroom, and he was yelling, 'My toe's gone, my toe's gone!'"

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