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MADem

(135,425 posts) Fri Aug 2, 2013, 11:22 AM Aug 2013

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Woman runner poops in yard. This is as weird as it gets....

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Woman runner poops in yard. This is as weird as it gets.... (Original Post) MADem Aug 2013 OP

"Could be charged with Public nuisance or disorderly conduct"? NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #1

Well, I guess because she hides in the alley and poops quick (!!!!) they didn't think of that! MADem Aug 2013 #2

Yes, she's quick about it and, apparently, very "regular". NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #3

"Regular!!!!!!" MADem Aug 2013 #4

Wonder if she stops at Starbucks on the way. Warren DeMontague Aug 2013 #13

Ha! I'll bet your thesis is right on the money! MADem Aug 2013 #14

"She is a rapid pooper, I gotta say--she's like greased lightening in the crapper department!!!" Dr. Strange Aug 2013 #8

Perhaps I should alert CAFE PRESS that there will be a strong demand...? MADem Aug 2013 #9

Wow! Unbelievable! Little Star Aug 2013 #5

Shit!!!!!! Initech Aug 2013 #6

Ha ha ha! If we still had DUzys that would be one!!!!!! nt MADem Aug 2013 #7

How the hell do the anchors keep a straight face? n/t JoeyT Aug 2013 #10

I wondered that, myself--do they say "poop" more frequently out west? MADem Aug 2013 #11

"malicious fecal distribution" Warren DeMontague Aug 2013 #12

So many DUzys, and no one to compile them!!!! nt MADem Aug 2013 #15

I have heard that this was a prank... Javaman Aug 2013 #16

If it was, they pranked a tv station in Albuquerque...!!! MADem Aug 2013 #17

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. "Could be charged with Public nuisance or disorderly conduct"?

Reply to MADem (Original post)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 11:43 AM

Aug 2013

Why not indecent exposure?

Because she's a cute blonde white girl?

Good grief.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

2. Well, I guess because she hides in the alley and poops quick (!!!!) they didn't think of that!

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 11:54 AM

Aug 2013

She is a rapid pooper, I gotta say--she's like greased lightening in the crapper department!!!

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

3. Yes, she's quick about it and, apparently, very "regular".

Reply to MADem (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 11:55 AM

Aug 2013

And now she's famous!

MADem

(135,425 posts)

4. "Regular!!!!!!"

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 01:04 PM

Aug 2013

What is it about that term that I find so hilarious?

Perhaps it reminds me of my grandmama, or something???

Thank you for giving me the belly laugh of the day!!!

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

13. Wonder if she stops at Starbucks on the way.

Reply to MADem (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 4, 2013, 06:29 AM

Aug 2013

I'm sure I'm not the only person who has noticed that phenomenon.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

14. Ha! I'll bet your thesis is right on the money!

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #13)

Sun Aug 4, 2013, 12:18 PM

Aug 2013

She should jog round the block at Starbucks until the urge hits!!!

Dr. Strange

(25,920 posts)

8. "She is a rapid pooper, I gotta say--she's like greased lightening in the crapper department!!!"

Reply to MADem (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 05:32 PM

Aug 2013

Someone needs to put that on a t-shirt.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

9. Perhaps I should alert CAFE PRESS that there will be a strong demand...?

Reply to Dr. Strange (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 05:45 PM

Aug 2013

It needs the pic of the action to finish it off, though!

Little Star

(17,055 posts)

5. Wow! Unbelievable!

Reply to MADem (Original post)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 01:27 PM

Aug 2013

Initech

(100,065 posts)

6. Shit!!!!!!

Reply to MADem (Original post)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 02:26 PM

Aug 2013

MADem

(135,425 posts)

7. Ha ha ha! If we still had DUzys that would be one!!!!!! nt

Reply to Initech (Reply #6)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 02:42 PM

Aug 2013

JoeyT

(6,785 posts)

10. How the hell do the anchors keep a straight face? n/t

Reply to MADem (Original post)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 10:22 PM

Aug 2013

MADem

(135,425 posts)

11. I wondered that, myself--do they say "poop" more frequently out west?

Reply to JoeyT (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 2, 2013, 10:48 PM

Aug 2013

The telling is hilarious, even as the story is bizarre!!!

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

12. "malicious fecal distribution"

Reply to MADem (Original post)

Sun Aug 4, 2013, 03:16 AM

Aug 2013

Of course, the same could be said about Kid Rock's record company.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

15. So many DUzys, and no one to compile them!!!! nt

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #12)

Sun Aug 4, 2013, 12:19 PM

Aug 2013

Javaman

(62,521 posts)

16. I have heard that this was a prank...

Reply to MADem (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2013, 10:21 AM

Aug 2013

it was an attempt by a guy video taping his girlfriend in hopes that it would go viral on the tubes.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

17. If it was, they pranked a tv station in Albuquerque...!!!

Reply to Javaman (Reply #16)

Mon Aug 5, 2013, 10:45 AM

Aug 2013

I can't imagine why the girlfriend would agree to go along with such a thing...?

And wouldn't the guy get in hot water for submitting a false police report..?

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