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Dumb Criminals: Tennessee Man Gets Drunk, Naked, Steals Heavy Machinery Equipment
Stealing a pair of pants apparently wasn’t an option.
A 19-year-old man is charged with stealing a Bobcat front loader from a Halls landscaping nursery early Sunday morning and drunkenly attempting to drive it home.
The suspect, Joseph Michael Hall, had a perfectly good explanation for it all, though, when authorities caught up to him rolling along Maynardville Highway shortly after 7 a.m. — he was naked.
“Mr. Hall stated that he was drunk and that he was trying to hide his nudity by taking the Bobcat,” the arrest warrant states.
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2013/aug/04/a-case-of-criminal-cover-up-naked-man-allegedly/
A 19-year-old man is charged with stealing a Bobcat front loader from a Halls landscaping nursery early Sunday morning and drunkenly attempting to drive it home.
The suspect, Joseph Michael Hall, had a perfectly good explanation for it all, though, when authorities caught up to him rolling along Maynardville Highway shortly after 7 a.m. — he was naked.
“Mr. Hall stated that he was drunk and that he was trying to hide his nudity by taking the Bobcat,” the arrest warrant states.
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2013/aug/04/a-case-of-criminal-cover-up-naked-man-allegedly/
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