From The "Don't Get Mad, Get Even" Department: Arizona Man Turns Tables On Robber Who Took Package
The flyer, which notes that the culprit "is either a woman or Dog The Bounty Hunter has really let himself go," lists the package snatcher's nationality as "Un-American," her distinguishing marks as a "shameful and super awkward running style" and her weight as "600 pounds."
Lake told HuffPost Weird News that he "actually felt kind of bad about the weight comment," but added, "then I figured if you steal from me, I have the right to make fun of you."
So far, he hasn't received any helpful tips, but says that his neighbors have been "really supportive" and the flyers have actually led to him making new friends in the neighborhood.
While the theft left Lake out $22, he says that the national attention the flyer has received makes it "worth it for the entertainment," and that Green Mountain Coffee has mailed him a replacement batch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/07/tim-lake-stolen-package-wanted-poster-flyer_n_3721628.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Tim Lake wins +1 internet.