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Related: About this forumDumb Criminals: Woman Hid Stolen $5000 Cash In Rectum
AUGUST 30--A Tennessee woman is hospitalized and facing a criminal charge for allegedly stealing $5000 from her boyfriend, cash she hid in her rectum and unsuccessfully sought to retrieve with a toilet brush and tongs when confronted by the theft victim, police report.
Christie Black, 43, swiped the money at the residence she shared with Bobby Gulley, according to a Hawkins County Sheriffs Office report.
Gulley told deputies early Tuesday that the cash--in $100 denominations--had been in two envelopes inside a medicine bag that he placed atop a foosball table. Gulley further explained he did this to set a trap for Black, whom he suspected had been stealing from him.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-hides-money-in-butt-685432
Christie Black, 43, swiped the money at the residence she shared with Bobby Gulley, according to a Hawkins County Sheriffs Office report.
Gulley told deputies early Tuesday that the cash--in $100 denominations--had been in two envelopes inside a medicine bag that he placed atop a foosball table. Gulley further explained he did this to set a trap for Black, whom he suspected had been stealing from him.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-hides-money-in-butt-685432
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Dumb Criminals: Woman Hid Stolen $5000 Cash In Rectum (Original Post)
Initech
Aug 2013
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TexasTowelie
(111,938 posts)1. That's nothing, Initech!
I posted a much shittier article at the end of June:
(Bryan) Police: Driver fled from police, had (nearly a QP of) marijuana in rectum
http://www.democraticunderground.com/107810188
damn near killed um!
Maraya1969
(22,462 posts)3. She used a toilet brush to try and get it out???
First I hope to God that it was brand new and clean and second, WTF?
I wonder if the boyfriend was the one with the brush. She was in the hospital for at least two days and I expect it is hard to do that type of damage to your own rectum. Well then again I have heard stories.
meow2u3
(24,759 posts)4. She should have used an enema to get the money out
This way, she wouldn't have gotten caught.
Ilsa
(61,690 posts)5. The victim needs to launder the money.
Well, I would.