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Dead_Parrot

(14,478 posts)
Fri Feb 17, 2012, 03:59 PM Feb 2012

Fugitive runs out of gas, calls sheriff.

What could possibly go wrong?

You're a fugitive from justice, and you're wanted in Georgia for violating parole on a murder and escape conviction. You're racing down the road in Wyoming, trying to stay one step ahead of the law, when suddenly, you run out of gas.

Who ya gonna call?

The sheriff???!!!

That's what 59-year-old Richard Vincent of Prineville, Ore. did.


More: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57377832-504083/runnin-on-empty-escaped-fugitive-runs-out-of-gas-calls-sheriff/

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Fugitive runs out of gas, calls sheriff. (Original Post) Dead_Parrot Feb 2012 OP
LOL!!!!! Ya just can't make up stuff this good! Little Star Feb 2012 #1
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