Dumb Criminals: Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping So He Can Go Drin

[Initech]

Talk about being afraid of your own wife.

A man in Texas apparently wanted to party with his friends so badly he staged his own kidnapping so his wife wouldn’t give him a hard time about leaving the house. Now he faces criminal charges and, likely, an even angrier wife.

According to police, Rogelio Andaverde, 34, of Edinburg, in the Texas-Mexico border region, was with his wife at home when two masked men barged into their house carrying guns. They forced him from his home and his hysterical wife called police in a panic, according to the San Antonio Express-News.

“We took this incident very serious because of the circumstances described to us by the wife,” Hidalgo County Sheriff Guadalupe Treviño told the newspaper. “People don't just barge into your house and kidnap you for the hell of it.”

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2013/10/07/texas-man-afraid-wife-fakes-kidnapping-to-go-drinking-with-friends-police-say/

[dimbear]

1. men men men men manly men men................

With a heavy heart, I predict an unhappy end to this union.

[MADem]

2. What an idiot!

He couldn't come up with the "I promised my pal Joe I'd help him snake his sewer line...." or "I'm taking the car over to the garage, the engine is making a ticking noise..." excuse?

[Mopar151]

3. Already burned those excuses......

Bail conditions, restraining orders, old lady found out about the fake AA meeting last week - what's a thirsty man to do?

[MADem]

4. Fake AA meeting...shades of Family Guy!!