Man acquitted of sex with BART seat

[dixiegrrrrl]

A man accused of trying to make love to a train seat was acquitted of felony indecent exposure and released from San Francisco jail Monday.
Leslie Bailey, 28, was arrested May 8 shortly after a BART train operator saw him on on his knees in the nearly empty first car, thrusting his pelvis against a seat next to the cab.
Bailey, who boarded the Dublin-Pleasanton train at the 16th Street Station, exited at Civic Center but returned to his paramour just before the doors closed, according to the San Francisco public defender’s office. The operator testified that she then saw him gyrating on his stomach, his feet in the aisle, before he flipped over and began masturbating and smoking crack cocaine.
Deputy Public Defender Emily Dahm, Bailey’s attorney, said the problem in this case was that her client had not been taking his anti-psychotic medication regularly. Plus, he was binging on crack cocaine.

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/10/21/man-acquitted-of-sex-with-bart-seat/

( He boarded at 16th and Mission, one of the less savory, and more...fragrant...areas of SF,
very big population of homeless)

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Ah, Bart.

Perhaps next time I will stand.

[Kaleva]

2. At least the operator now has a good story to tell her grandchildren****

****when they are old enough to hear such stories.