Dumb Criminals: Tennessee Man Has Sex With ATM Machine And Wooden Picnic Table

[Initech]

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. -

A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

According to the arrest report, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into the Boro Bar and Grill on Greenland Drive and up to the ATM.

He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, the report stated.

Responding officers found Hutton, still nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air.

Officers took Hutton outside and told him to sit at a wooden picnic table.

http://www.wkrn.com/story/25554171/police-man-tried-to-have-sex-with-atm-picnic-table

[valerief]

1. I wonder which one was hotter: the ATM or the picnic table.

[Blue Owl]

2. The ATM rejected his advances!

n/t

[47of74]

3. Damn, someone beat me to it!

I was just about to share the news with DU.

[Curmudgeoness]

4. He wanted to leave a deposit.

Ewwwww!

Now I have been drunk as a skunk. I have been crawling drunk. And I cannot imagine how drunk you have to be to do this.

Anyone out there been THAT drunk?????

[d_r]

5. snowbird

visiting from Florida

[Kaleva]

6. Maybe he thought he was at the local sperm bank?

[Initech]

7. I'm guessing he gets no return on that deposit!