Fasten your seat belts, dears!

[sister_rosa_refried]

It's going to be a bumpy night. In that other place.

My children, it's time plays Sister Rosa Refried's: Name the top 5 excuses that will be thrown around tonight when Our Gal wins from our friends from the other side.

[rbrnmw]

1. The Big Dawg ate my ballot

[Treant]

2. Clinton cheated!

I really don't care what the arguments are. There simply isn't a cheat that could possibly end with these results. The very obvious solution is that New York went for Clinton in a big, big way.

This does NOT bode well for Pennsylvania next week.

[IamMab]

3. Almost too easy...

Media conspiracy, obviously. Clinton's "DNC bribery" of course. Voter disenfranchisement and all variants on that theme, because of the closed primary. Coachella. And, early 4/20ing zonked out too many Bernie Bros, so they forgot to vote.

[riversedge]

4. Bernie already said that if he loses it is because the Establishment is against him. Yes, he really

did say that!

[Fla Dem]

11. Oh my freaking God. Does he realize he's coming across as just a little saner version of Trump?

[pandr32]

14. Not any more

Trump is already toning it down and sounding more serious. Will Bernie?

[Basic LA]

5. They didn't have the thing right.

So it's not good. (Just a summation. )

[grossproffit]

6. THE FIX IS IN!

[PeaceNikki]

7. If Clinton gets anything less than 78%, it's a yuuge Sanders win.

Or something.

[UtahLib]

8. Sorry, my mind isn't geared to go that low. eom

[Cary]

9. Hillary sold her soul to Satan

[LoveMyCali]

17. Soul?

Does the antichrist have a soul?

[Cary]

18. You're asking the wrong guy

I don't believe in immortal souls, and I'm Jewish.

[quickesst]

10. Let me see

Bribery, voter suppression, DNC complicity, fraud, and.......... WITCHCRAFT!!!!

[Algernon Moncrieff]

12. The wise Kenny Rogers once said you never count your money while you're sitting at the table

Let's count the votes; then (hopefully) enjoy the victory; and then we can throw some shade at the Sanders supporters. After all, they'll be time enough for counting when the dealing (or in this case, the vote counting) is done.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. They will scream about the non-Dem that couldn't vote.

They still can't get the grasp of closed primary.

Here's a lesson for these fools, check your registration! I checked mine I was flagged as inactive. Which is bullshit because I vote in every election. Did I come on Bernie .... I mean Democratic Underground and screech about how Bernie supporters are blocking my vote? Nooooooooooo! I re-registered and BOOM! I'm all set to vote for Hillary in June!!!


You're right Sister, it's not going to be pretty other there.

Crack open a bottle of tequila and enjoy the night!

[OhZone]

15. It were because -

- Dyncorp, Boeing, Raytheon, Rothschild, Halliburton, Bechtel, Tiny weather helicopters, and lizard people did it!

[Sparkly]

16. This is a great idea!! My top 5...

1. The rules on fairness were unfair and BS agreed to them, but unfairly did not know they wouldn't work in his favor. So unfair!

2. The Democratic party is all corporate shills who don't care about anybody but themselves, whereas BS has a strong record of uh, um... yelling slogans.

3. Clinton is a carpetbagger in NY! Not her home state, it's Bernie's! She's so dishonest and Bernie is pure NY, as anyone in Vermont can tell you.

4. The rules said the Democratic primary could only involve Democrats, as IF somebody who wasn't a Democrat might run in the Democratic primary and sabotage the nomination process by dragging in libertarian rightwing independents who think of themselves as uber-liberal to skew the results. But what are the chances of that really happening?

5. The people who want to see a woman as president are reverse-sexist. Just because there has never been a woman president in our history doesn't mean there's any actual problem, it's only about THIS one woman (and every other woman who ever got close to this point). Someday the ideal woman might manage to stroll to the nomination without any attacks after experience equal to First Lady, Senator, Secretary of State, and with a mind that gets around facts, figures and complex issues with staggering intelligence. She just hasn't happened along yet.

Yeah. BS all the way.

[savalez]

19. LOL. All great!

[Hekate]

20. KICK!