The Onion: The Arguments For And Against Bernie Sanders Staying In The Race

[TwilightZone]

FOR

Mathematical impossibility of receiving nomination only reinforces status as outsider candidate
More than halfway done cobbling together foreign policy plan
Would continue to push Clinton’s speeches to the left
Already booked nonrefundable Spirit Airlines ticket to visit Philadelphia during dates of Democratic National Convention

AGAINST

Having raised $207 million, dropping out would help get a lot of money out of politics
Learned that the president does not actually get to decide everyone’s income
Would finally have some time to jab fingers recreationally

More....

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/arguments-and-against-bernie-sanders-staying-rac-52977

[anotherproletariat]

1. Hilarious!

[spooky3]

2. Hahaha!

[George II]

3. Pretty hysterical, interesting that the Onion and the Sanders Campaign look at his chances equally

[Rose Siding]

4. LOL but I think they are optimistic here-

More than halfway done cobbling together foreign policy plan

[NurseJackie]

6. My favourite too! :-P

[Cha]

5. This is perfectly insightful from The Onion, Twilight!

Having raised $207 million, dropping out would help get a lot of money out of politics
Learned that the president does not actually get to decide everyone’s income
Would finally have some time to jab fingers recreationally

[LAS14]

7. Thanks for this! nt