Generic Safe Post Supportive of Hillary Clinton

[NurseJackie]

Last edited Fri Feb 26, 2016, 01:51 PM - Edit history (1)

In this paragraph, imagine some words of support and praise for Hillary Clinton. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

In this paragraph, imagine a contrast and criticism with Bernie. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Imagine a statement expressing confidence in her nomination. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat

Here's a humorous statement. Imagine getting a chuckle out of it. At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga.



Note to Jury: Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus..

[ismnotwasm]

1. Indeed

i malŝatas respublika plantoj, Mi apenaŭ povas atendi ĝis Hillary gajnas

[Chichiri]

3. Mia kusenveturilo estas plena je angiloj. nt

[ismnotwasm]

24. Well,

mia unua penso estis, li mensogis en ĉiu vorto ,
Ke grizaj lama , kun malica okulo

[Chichiri]

2. Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes. nt

[Cha]

5. LOL@your sig, Chichiri

[jmowreader]

4. E' triste che dobbiamo fare questo nel nostro gruppo.

[sharp_stick]

6. Alerted!!!

How dare you!

In all seriousness though it is pathetic to see the shit that gets alerted on. Hopefully it goes away quickly when Sanders endorses Clinton at the end.

[PeaceNikki]

7. BUTTT WHERE ARE THE TRANSCRIPTS, $HIL?

[Surya Gayatri]

8. Fluctuat nec mergitur--ancient and defiant motto.

* fluctuat: the verb fluctuāre in the third-person singular of the indicative present tense in the active voice. Fluctuāre means "to be wave-like", "move up and down"; of persons and passions, "to be tossed about", "to waver".

In English the verb fluctuāre became fluctuate. The subject is not explicitly expressed, and can be inferred to be "he", "she" or "it". "She" is used in the English translation because ships and cities are traditionally regarded as feminine.

* nec: contraction of neque, which is equivalent to et nōn, meaning "and not", "and does not", "and is not", "nor".

* mergitur: the verb mergere in the third-person singular of the indicative present tense in the passive voice. Mergere means "to dip", "plunge into liquid", "immerse", "sink", "overwhelm". In English the verb mergere gave rise to merge as well as to submerge (literally "merge under", "sub-merge&quot .

[radical noodle]

9. Brilliant!

Har bernie nogensinde taget en vrede forvaltning klasse ?. Hillary er mit valg

[KitSileya]

20. Det er et godt spørsmål!

Vi kan jo også spørre om økonomi eller statsvitenskap.

Men, ærlig talt, det er utrolig når spørsmål om Bernies kvalifikasjoner og jobbhistorie fører til skjulte poster, mens de mesker seg i hver enkelt detalj av ikke bare Hillarys fortid, men hennes manns også, som om de to var samme person!

[radical noodle]

27. Så sandt

Jeg spekulerer på, når de vil trække Chelsea ind i det? Eller måske babyen ?

[KitSileya]

28. Det er et utmerket poeng.

De vil nok la Bernies barn være i fred, men ei jente som ikke har hatt noe valg enn å være på den internasjonale scene siden hun var barn fordi hennes far hadde viktige jobber, vil nok bli beskyldt for å jage etter oppmerksomhet. De er veldig dobbeltmoralske, ikke sant?

[Treant]

10. Positive headline

Carefully constructed neutralish statement designed to pass the inevitable jury. Positive statement of support for NurseJackie qualified with an if-then-else statement to confound alert stalkers.

Insertion of slightly positive Sanders statement to further divert the jury's attention.

[Beaverhausen]

11. Vagina vagina vagina

Uterus.

[HillareeeHillaraah]

23. Hey beavehausen ~

Awful lot of circular reasoning going on there, wouldn't you say?

[ismnotwasm]

26. Voter.

[shenmue]

12. I like pie

[GusBob]

13. expression of support

appeal to jury


Note to jury: we are not mocking you personally ( even you, juror number 6, you ol' rascal you). It is the system we mock

[NurseJackie]

14. Message hidden by jury decision

A Jury voted 4-3 to hide this post on Fri Feb 26, 2016, 11:49 AM. Reason: This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. When the original post in a discussion thread is hidden by Jury decision, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted. Show post

[KitSileya]

22. This one should get its own rec! nt

[Agnosticsherbet]

15. Every time I speak my mind, I imagine a dentist pulling his drill out of my tooth, "Is it safe?"

Because there is no safe, anywhere, when one is a member of a minority in a "pure democracy." The tyranny of the majority, you know.

[Surya Gayatri]

17. Unsafe...

[Agnosticsherbet]

42. Yep.

[OilemFirchen]

16. Non-partisan k&r.

μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος

οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκε,

πολλὰς δ' ἰφθίμους ψυχὰς Ἄϊδι προί̈αψεν

ἡρώων, αὐτοὺς δὲ ἑλώρια τεῦχε κύνεσσιν

οἰωνοῖσί τε πᾶσι, Διὸς δ' ἐτελείετο βουλή, Buddy.

[kydo]

18. In this response imagine

Now imagine me thinking ... damn that is the most perfect, safest OP... EVER!

[Princess Turandot]

19. LX - XXVIII centesima....

Septentrionalis Carolina, per Argenteus Nathan (V-III-VIII )

[Lucinda]

21. Relatively safe addition of an integer and a symbol indicating addition or a positive value.

And an emoticon indicative of happy support

[fleabiscuit]

25. It's the 'biscuit' part you have to watch out for...

[NurseJackie]

29. JURY RESULTS (By way of a Private Message)

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

OP uses foreign language without translation. Also OP sends note to jury without translation. Last post in thread by OP is simulating the thread is locked. Several responses to OP are in foreign languages without being translated.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:33 PM, and the Jury voted 0-7 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given

Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Pretty funny. Lorem ipsum is the language of everyone and nobody at the same time.

Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: That is well-known Latin placeholder script. Give me a break. Also, if DU actually has a "no foreign languages without translation policy," that is ridiculous.

Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: This seems to be a pretty ridiculous alert to me.

Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's not a foreign language. It's the fake Latin-like language used as a place-holder in a lot of word-processing templates. The OP is making some kind of point about generic, meaningless posts. I don't quite get it but it's not hideable.

Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given

Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Foreign language without translation? Template Latin is neither disruptive nor hurtful.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future

[ismnotwasm]

30. OMG!

[sharp_stick]

31. I swear to FSM

that I did NOT actually alert on this post. Although that alert is funny as hell.

[fleabiscuit]

32. ugh........ I got nothing

[BlueMTexpat]

34. OMG - ROFL

I have seen two sets of jury results this morning that encourage me greatly about DU's future.

This is one of them.

[Thinkingabout]

37. My My, guess the translator is not available, no need to get upset, just find one which

is useable. Nothing is said in the translation which should annoy anyone.

[Agnosticsherbet]

43. NurseJackie this brought a smile to my face and a twinkle....

Funniest alert I've ever seen.

[LexVegas]

47. LMAO. nt

[geardaddy]

33. Donial iawn

Dw i'n hoff iawn o edrych at pawb yn ddefnyddio llawer o iaith yma.

[BlueMTexpat]

35. This OP is worthy of The Lounge!

Great one, Nurse Jackie!

[NurseJackie]

38. Thanks!

[msanthrope]

36. Snarky short reply meant to be witty. Nt

[NurseJackie]

39. Generic humorless outrage and dim-witted response ...

... based on obviously not understanding the joke.

Generic passive aggressive insult and veiled threat to not vote.

[msanthrope]

40. Even more snarky reply making fun of your misunderstanding.

Implication that you weren't going to vote Democrat anyway.

[Treant]

41. Pointless insult. (nt)

[Starry Messenger]

44. Noun verb oligarch.

[Loki]

45. LOL!

I thought Latin was a dead language. At least my high school teacher looked like she lived at the same time Caesar did. Had to learn a lot of this in nursing school.

[Ellen Forradalom]

46. Elle est magnifique

Elle sera une Présidente de tonnerre.

[DemonGoddess]

48. aw man!

you're all cracking me up!

[Rose Siding]

49. ade-May e-may ee-pay a ittle-lay

[NurseJackie]

50. Obligatory shameless kick.

Why the hell not?

Go, Hillary! We love you!

[fleabiscuit]

51. Oye Como Va?