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Leading journalists make fun of conspiracy theorists who insist theyre all paid Hillary shills
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After a hapless conspiracy theorist tweeted CBS News political analyst Jamelle Bouie with the familiar and now-tired accusation of Are you getting paid by the Clinton campaign, she sarcastically fired back with I just cashed my check this afternoon. That led Nate Cohn of the New York Times to get in on the action, tweeting that I was given half of my payment before she announced, the other half to be received once she clinches. Finally, Harry Enten of FiveThirtyEight tweeted I get my checks on Wednesdays.
The round of jokes came squarely at the expense of the paranoid anti-Hillary fanatics who appear to honestly believe that the entire world is one big conspiracy for her, or against them. These are the same loons who like to falsely accuse our publication Daily News Bin of being secretly owned (false) or secretly funded (also false) by the Hillary campaign on a daily basis. Now that our detractors are throwing the same insane false accusations at the likes of CBS and the New York Times, we feel were in good company.
Dr Hobbitstein
(6,568 posts)Her Sister
(6,444 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,036 posts)Along with my George Soros check and the one from the MIC that everyone says supports Hillary.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)YoungDemCA
(5,714 posts)Oh wait...
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)That way I can party all weekend.
Her Sister
(6,444 posts)so I can be responsible during the week and do my shillary work!
Hekate
(90,714 posts)Democratic Party, of course.
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)opted for the Christmas Savings deduction.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)YoungDemCA
(5,714 posts)Located at Camp Weathervane, if memory serves.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)sufrommich
(22,871 posts)YoungDemCA
(5,714 posts)Must have been Hillary's personal email.
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)end of the email address.Don't spread that around though,loose lips sink ships!
comradebillyboy
(10,155 posts)for Goldman Sachs? I hear they pay the most.
YoungDemCA
(5,714 posts)Why, I heard through the grapevine that ole' William Jeff himself personally hands out checks to DU Hillary Clinton Group subscribers from an undisclosed location in Westchester County, New York.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)or I'd have donated more to Tad Devine's -- I mean -- Bernie's campaign
tanyev
(42,572 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)If you know what I mean
YoungDemCA
(5,714 posts)radical noodle
(8,003 posts)Thanks for the laughs!
fleabiscuit
(4,542 posts)Where's mine sister!
72DejaVu
(1,545 posts)Since I'm a billionaire oligarch, I don't need to pay attention to that. Besides, I'm too busy scouting locations for the wars Hillary will want to start. I barely have time to infiltrate the Sanders campaign to cancel rallies and tell politicians not to endorse Bernie.
Tarheel_Dem
(31,235 posts)who devote their entire day to calling up & berating some innocent talk show host that says anything that's not negative about Hillary. Anything perceived as negative toward BS is immediately met with a flood of outrage.
BlueMTexpat
(15,370 posts)late. I'm going to ask for direct deposit instead and avoid the hassle of waiting for and cashing checks.
Agnosticsherbet
(11,619 posts)I suppose it's better than the other side and being paid with 'I with S...."
rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)David Brock also pays me to comment on MediaMatters. I need the money to keep my kids off of street corners causing racism.
riversedge
(70,243 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)Just think of all the things they'll learn!
wildeyed
(11,243 posts)and do target practice at glass ceilings
Hekate
(90,714 posts)Maybe someone will remember the words for me.
wildeyed
(11,243 posts)GIRLS!
Walk away
(9,494 posts)they know he can't run a country, he can barely run a campaign and he certainly can't keep his temper. But they let him get away with his blah blah big banks answers to everything. Let's have him come up here to NYC and meet our press.
ismnotwasm
(41,991 posts)Because that's how they roll
wildeyed
(11,243 posts)Being an oligarch lovin' denizen of Camp Weathervane sure has some upsides!
And that is some next-level trolling by Bouie and company.
Cha
(297,323 posts)needs their level of scrutiny. lol
Thank you for this, HS.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)Just imagine what it would be like if Hillary was the recipient of their...special contributions. And "we" included "them." Yuck.