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GatoGordo

(2,412 posts)
Sun Feb 4, 2018, 03:05 PM Feb 2018

Chavista bureaucrat offers reasons to re-elect Maduro... he sings and dances!

The Minister of Penitentiary Affairs, Iris Varela, overstepped the line of absurd by offering a list of reasons why Nicolás Maduro should be re-elected as president of Venezuela.




(Because he is LOYAL to OUR GIANT HUGO CHAVEZ, because he plays guitar, bongo, tumbadoras, cuatro and piano, because he is a SALSA DANCER and PIPER and loves the llano so much that he married a llanera! And as all of us love music LLANERA! Because he was (bus driver), BECAUSE IT IS PEACE)

Hmm... all qualities of a great president? Maduro admits he is a far superior presidente than his Colombian counterpart because he can sing a song! God forbid he were a supervisor, manager, thinker, strategist, diplomat, economist, professor, or even a small scale entrepreneur of a lemonade stand.
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