Introducing All-New ECOCIDE™
Are you bothered by pesky wild fish crapping in your pristine oceans?
Are hard-to-eradicate wolves or rhinos putting the brakes on your tourism industry?
Is Endangered Species legislation giving your Board of Directors sleepless nights?
Try all-new ECOCIDE™!!! (*)
With just a few decades of consistent application, ECOCIDE's powerful modern formulation will scour your oceans, air and land free of all competing wild life forms, leaving them wide open for unlimited human use! Legislation is no match for all-new ECOCIDE™!
At ECOCIDE™ our motto is, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Fig. 1: A typical planetary application of ECOCIDE™
(*) ECOCIDE™ is guaranteed 100% effective when used as directed. No restrictions apply. Not recommended for human consumption.
ECOCIDE is proud to be a key member of the Anthropocene Ltd. group of companies.
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Temporarily Discontinue use of Ecocide (tm) if any of the following symptoms occur:
Choking sensation/inability to breathe
Tingling sensations in extremities
Stomach ache, nausea, bloody projectile vomiting
Loss of empathy
Inability to perceive change over time
Diminished or disappearing aesthetic sensibilities
Excessive narcissism
Sense of entitlement
Money erection lasting more than one lifetime
On second thought, you couldn't discontinue using Ecocide (tm) even if you wanted to. Fuck it, do whatever you want - with Ecocide! (tm)
