Ladies and gentlemen, the prime minister of Israel: Mr. Iran Holocaust (parody)

[azurnoir]

I recently saw the above video of Prime Minister Netanyahu visiting a field hospital in northern Israel that treats the wounded from the war in Syria. As I watched, I realized something: there seems to be two recurring topics in the PM’s messages, two topics that are mentioned in just about every sentence he has uttered since taking office.

I requested an interview with the prime minister to ask him about his focus on those two things, and was surprised to get a “yes” from his office. So, here it is, +972 Magazine’s exclusive interview with the Israeli prime minister:

Ami Kaufman: Mr. Prime Minister, thank you so much for this interview, it’s a real pleasure.

Prime Minister: The Holocaust is all mine.

AK: Excuse me?

PM: I said, the Holocaust is mine, glad to have you.

AK: OK…

PM: …

AK: Anyway, let’s get started. Prime Minister, how are the negotiations with the Palestinians going these days? There seems to be a lot of pessimism in the air, is there something we should know?

PM: Iran.

http://972mag.com/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-prime-minister-of-israel-mr-iran-holocaust/87425/

[Scootaloo]

1. Well, he still has more range than Giuliani!

9/11 the 9/11 9/11'ers for 9/11's 9/11ing sake! Good 9'11, and 9/11 bless!

[azurnoir]

2. reminded me of this

[Scootaloo]

3. And to be fair to Mr. Bibbles, he can say "Hamas" too

[Jefferson23]

4. His propaganda is so dangerous, I did not laugh when I read it through...bad on me. n/t

[azurnoir]

5. it's okay but sometimes it's all you can do

I think it's called 'gallows humor' and for a reason

[Jefferson23]

6. Yea, but he speaks like that so often..it's not much of a parody. n/t

[bemildred]

7. It really needs Monty Python to do it justice. nt

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

8. Oh, no it doesn't!

[Jefferson23]

9. I cracked up when I read this, from Ynet:

Iran and the Palestinians, but no poverty - Netanyahu's hot topics

Ynet inquiry exposes prime minister's top priorities as reflected in openings remarks of weekly cabinet meeting: Security is top concern, social topics infrequently mentioned, poverty never addressed.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4493515,00.html