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Related: About this forumquotes of the day, in memory of one hell of a woman
Phyllis Diller Quotes
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
Phyllis Diller
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Phyllis Diller
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
Phyllis Diller
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
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quotes of the day, in memory of one hell of a woman (Original Post)
niyad
Aug 2012
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calimary
(81,322 posts)1. Amen! She was SOMETHIN'!
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
Phyllis Diller
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
Two of my faves there. I may have the second one etched into my tombstone!
lapfog_1
(29,205 posts)2. all of my childhood entertainers
the ones on Carson every night when I was 10 to 17... are gone.
Johnathan Winters, Bob Hope, Phyllis Diller, George Carlin... and all the rest.
lob1
(3,820 posts)3. Jonathan Winters is still alive. He hasn't done TV (or anything else) in years, tho.
lapfog_1
(29,205 posts)4. oops, my bad, I thought I read his obit a few years ago.
probably thinking of Buddy Hackett