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Related: About this forumsome quotes of the day-joan rivers
Joan Rivers
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Oh, grow up!
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
Does fashion matter? Always- though not quite as much after death.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Never floss with a stranger.
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some quotes of the day-joan rivers (Original Post)
niyad
Jan 2013
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BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)1. I don't remember a time when I didn't like Joan Rivers.
niyad
(113,628 posts)2. did you see the pbs doc "pioneers of television: funny ladies"?
it was very interesting, with betty white, mary tyler moore, lucille ball, and joan (and my apologies to whichever ladies I left off)
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)3. No..but I'll find it and watch it. Thanks !