First call 03:30 my alarm was.
Dunc the golden boy squeaking his new squeak trout in bed. I’d like to report the FLOOF is now resting well on the couch getting his after bed nap.
They say you make the most mistakes with the youngest child. Will head to the park later this morning for a good long walk.
And definitely on the walk will stop by the trash can and see if it has grown any new hoagies.
A couple months ago dude found half eaten sandwich on the ground and he always checks now shit head pulled a strike on that day.
Laying on his side refusing to leave the half wrapped hoagie as i pulled on his leash.
On the car ride home that day , he sat with his back towards me total ignore usually we car cuddle my right arm over him.
I scarred him with my parenting skills in leaving the snack behind. Et tu, father it was mine i found it i imagined chonk thinking.
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Dad and chump lol
I on the other hand, being that I've never sired any offspring lol, I land in the chump category with Cuddles and Petunia all the time.
The other day, Cuddles plopped himself down onto the middle of my lunch plate, thank God it was only a sandwich. He didn't want to eat it mind you, he just thought it much more important to be number one on my attention scale.