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Stonepounder

(4,033 posts)
Tue Jul 3, 2018, 10:47 PM Jul 2018

New dog cross-breeds (theoretically) seeking recognition by AKC: (humor)

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transportation

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas pet.

Pekingese + Phasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog as clean and fresh as the mountain air.

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, not a good dog.

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by ..., oh well, it doesn't really matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
You can figure this one out on your own.

Any others?



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New dog cross-breeds (theoretically) seeking recognition by AKC: (humor) (Original Post) Stonepounder Jul 2018 OP
These are great. I have used the last one for years as a joke MichMan Jul 2018 #1
Cockapoo + Schnoodle Bob Loblaw Jul 2018 #2
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