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Duncanpup

(12,863 posts)
Thu Jun 17, 2021, 03:03 PM Jun 2021

So I asked Duncan the golden retriever pup what is this purple plastic in your crap

Christmas this year Santa brought junior turd bird toys well Santa brought toys for all our furry kids. Then out of those toys Duncan loved his purple squeak octopus, a body with eight rope legs. Today squeak octopus has been decimated by chewing the proof is the plastic in dog turds or proof is in the pudding.

Now mister just carries the last two octopus legs around , they are stitched together. So I told my wife as I was cleaning up the yard once again our anchor baby is not taking care of his toys. As a father of three grown daughters and our biological son I heard my wife say to me , yea I remember you giving that speech to the kids take care of your toys. She said I don’t think it works on furry knucklehead , I said he’s your thirty fourth wedding anniversary from last year can you talk to him dear

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So I asked Duncan the golden retriever pup what is this purple plastic in your crap (Original Post) Duncanpup Jun 2021 OP
What can you do? Diamond_Dog Jun 2021 #1
I know he's still pup at 13 months I smile Duncanpup Jun 2021 #2
Wait till he throws up in Lady's lap .... Diamond_Dog Jun 2021 #3
So get him a new octopus already, for Solstice or half-Christmas or a late birthday present. Shrike47 Jun 2021 #4
I Ordered him a new octopus off Amazon Duncanpup Jun 2021 #10
You need to show KT2000 Jun 2021 #5
That dog is a big-hearted genius!!!! Karadeniz Jun 2021 #8
:7 elleng Jun 2021 #6
Scout and Alexander pay attention to what Anya is doing. Polly Hennessey Jun 2021 #7
I'm so glad you are protected from the ups person Duncanpup Jun 2021 #9

Duncanpup

(12,863 posts)
2. I know he's still pup at 13 months I smile
Thu Jun 17, 2021, 03:10 PM
Jun 2021

Yet I showed him the plastic on shovel and he was like man I’m gonna hang with lady she loves me 😂

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