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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,482 posts)
Fri Oct 26, 2012, 10:16 AM Oct 2012

CSI dialogue you'll never hear

"This man was shot at close range by a weapon with a bayonet lug."

"If the firearm that killed this woman hadn't had a folding stock, she'd be alive today."

"Without a flash suppressor the bullet that killed this kid would never have made it through the wall of his living room."

"FBI research shows that shots from pistols weighing under 3 pounds are almost never fatal."

"From the wounds on this man you can clearly see that, it was seventh and eighth 12 gauge rounds that killed him."

"This youth was killed by semi-auto version of TEC-DC9 with a high capacity clip. The gun was dropped across the street and hasn't been fired but the combination of high capacity and its full-auto appearance seems to have scared the victim to death."

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CSI dialogue you'll never hear (Original Post) discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 OP
"This man was bayonetted to death" n/t krispos42 Oct 2012 #1
Bayonet murders... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #2
"That shoulder thing that goes up..." Clames Oct 2012 #3
Definitely more deadly but... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #4
Well what about this? Clames Oct 2012 #6
Just that picture... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #7
Tends to make delicate flowers wilt. n/t Clames Oct 2012 #10
Wink, wink... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #11
Just for fun... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #5
You laugh, but this actually happened to a guy I know. TPaine7 Oct 2012 #8
I suppose... discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #9
Well he was attacked, and has a valid CHL. Good shooting citizen. oneshooter Oct 2012 #12

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,482 posts)
5. Just for fun...
Fri Oct 26, 2012, 12:01 PM
Oct 2012

...some Criminal Minds dialogue you'll never hear:

"This Glock has an invincibility complex. The owner reported its escape and had no idea of its murderous tendencies and said it never showed any signs of aggression toward him. It's a newer model and owner says the pistol left his residence having also stolen a can of orange spray paint and may have changed its appearance to resemble a toy."

 

TPaine7

(4,286 posts)
8. You laugh, but this actually happened to a guy I know.
Fri Oct 26, 2012, 03:25 PM
Oct 2012

Fortunately, he was the son of a 1%er and his dad had just donated to the DA's campaign.

The gun was severely punished, but he wasn't charged.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,482 posts)
9. I suppose...
Fri Oct 26, 2012, 03:42 PM
Oct 2012

...ah ha. The best way to avoid crime is to contribute to the right campaign. I need to remember that for when I win the lottery.

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