Mayday! Mayday!

[lillypaddle]

Just noticed my fucking ears are wrinkled!

[Enter stage left]

1. You can see your ears?

[lillypaddle]

6. Only with a lighted magnifying mirror!

Okay, that thing's going in the trash!

[Glamrock]

2. Hahahaha!

rofl: :

Dude I just hit 50 and have to use a nose trimmer on mine. WTF man! I didn’t sign up for this section of self grooming! Total BS! I’ve reached out to the Catholic Church for warranty info…….I may be waiting a minute on that front.

Especially since I left and am now atheist. 🤣

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. It doesn't matter if you've left and turned atheist. The Catholic Church warranty still applies ...

... and is as good as it ever was.

[jaysunb]

3. 😆 🤣 nt

[usonian]

4. Memory is the second thing to go.

What's the first?

I forgot.

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Now, what was the question?
Ears?
What about them?

[trof]

7. Everybody's ears are wrinkled.

If you had smooth ears you'd be an alien.
👽

[IcyPeas]

8. Yes mine are softer too, much harder to get pierced earrings in.

When you're younger the skin is more taut so it was easy to get the earring through the hole.

Yeah, I didn't sign up for this either.