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Related: About this forumIf you get pulled over by a state trooper, why not try a little humor to make him smile.
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If you get pulled over by a state trooper, why not try a little humor to make him smile. (Original Post)
pacalo
Mar 2013
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talkingmime
(2,173 posts)1. Oh yeah, now THAT will get you out of a ticket!
pacalo
(24,721 posts)2. It only works if the trooper has a sense of humor.
unionthug777
(740 posts)3. the one i heard
when the officer asks if you know why he pulled you over................." because you owe me twenty bucks? " i thought that was pretty clever.
pacalo
(24,721 posts)4. Welcome to DU, unionthug!
unionthug777
(740 posts)5. thank you
thank you, pacalo
Smilo
(1,944 posts)6. I like that............
but could never try it where I live
Spirochete
(5,264 posts)7. Well, I'm not Sarah Silverman, so
I'd probably just end up with a whole pocketful of tickets.
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)8. Whatever,
we all know you are Sarah Silverman.
Spirochete
(5,264 posts)9. The birthday gave me away
The birthdays are the same. I should have changed it.