It is to laugh - While I'm on the subject of holidays...

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Season's Greeting, I Think


Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who
choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice a religion at all; plus, A fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally
accepted calendar year 2026, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of the other cultures whose contributions have
helped make our society great, without regards to the race, creed, color,
religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for him/herself or others and no responsibility for any unintended
emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the
holiday spirit.)

[Aussie105]

1. Yeah, right back at youse!

Verbosity and clarity are virtues.

Excessive verbosity is a pain.

Needs translation:

And here it is!
Hopefully you survived it all, and the enforced jollity didn't make you puke.
Don't forget to do a big cleanup - wrappers, stuff broken too soon, leftover food, etc.