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The hapless amorous tortoise who only managed a little bit of tumble
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 6:16 PM on 20th January 2012
This hapless little chap has proved the old adage that when you are a tortoise you should make love slowly .. and carefully.
But when this African Spurred Tortoise forgot the common sense advice he got himself into a spot of bother and all in front of an audience.
He even drew a round of applause for his public display of affection.
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After what spectators say was some frenzied love-making, a relative term given that the little chap is a species not famed for speed, he completely lost his balance during the excitement and fell over.
And there he stayed for a good ten minutes while onlookers started to worry for his safety.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089421/Fancy-bit-rough-tumble-love-The-hapless-amorous-tortoise-managed-little-bit-tumble.html
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