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(4,175 posts) Thu Jul 15, 2021, 10:02 AM Jul 2021

Neighbors See Trump Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Neighbors of Donald J. Trump said that they have seen him check the mailbox in front of his house “multiple times a day” while waiting for what he called his “reinstatement notice” to come.

Mel and Tracy Klugian, who have lived next door to Mar-a-Lago for the past twenty-seven years, said that Trump starts checking the mailbox first thing in the morning, sometimes dressed in his bathrobe and slippers.

“I told him that the mail doesn’t come until three most days, but he just said, ‘I don’t mind waiting,’ ” Mr. Klugian said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/neighbors-see-trump-waiting-by-mailbox-for-reinstatement-notice