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You ever hear the one about two Purdue engineering students?
They were talking and one said you wouldn't believe what happened to me yesterday. I was walking to class and this beautiful blond on a bicycle stopped, threw down her bike and took off all her clothes. She looked at me and said, take whatever you want. So I took the bicycle.
His friend replied: Good choice, the clothes probably would not have fit you anyways.
