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Auggie

(31,174 posts)
Sun Jun 3, 2012, 11:35 AM Jun 2012

Top ten possible reasons for Trumad’s visit to San Francisco

10): Coming to help defend Pablo Sandoval in sexual assault case.

9): Invited by Jim Harbaugh to compete against Alex Smith as 49ers starting quarterback.

8): Always wanted to see a baseball game at Candlestick Park.

7): Has a thing or two to tell Barry Bonds.

6): Heard Infineon is dropping sponsorship of Racetrack in Sonoma; lobbying to call it Trumad Raceway.

5): Bringing blueprints of Marlins’ mechanized home run sculpture for installation at AT&T Park.

4): Needs a few extra days training for the Escape from Alcatraz Triathlon next Sunday.

3): Can’t get enough of those AT&T garlic fries.

2): Meeting pals cboy4 and Upton for a few beers in North Beach.

And the number one possible reason for Trumad’s visit to San Francisco ... (drum roll)

1): Wants to yell “Suck on it you jealous douchebags” from top of Coit Tower.

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Top ten possible reasons for Trumad’s visit to San Francisco (Original Post) Auggie Jun 2012 OP
Too funny!! madinmaryland Jun 2012 #1
Wonderful! KNR! joeybee12 Jun 2012 #2
I'd have a beer with those two Douchebags... trumad Jun 2012 #3
I see . . . you're visiting what in Berkeley is known as . . . Jack Rabbit Jun 2012 #5
I believe Biscuits and Blues on Mason Street Auggie Jun 2012 #7
One more: El Supremo Jun 2012 #4
Wants to wear flowers in his hair. Scurrilous Jun 2012 #6
Huh? I thought trumad was bald? madinmaryland Jun 2012 #8
Correction: what's left of his hair. Scurrilous Jun 2012 #9
oh i still have a bit... trumad Jun 2012 #10
 

trumad

(41,692 posts)
3. I'd have a beer with those two Douchebags...
Sun Jun 3, 2012, 01:19 PM
Jun 2012

And then hit Grant and Green in North Beach from some great Blues.

Actually spending most of my time in Palo Alto....

Auggie

(31,174 posts)
7. I believe Biscuits and Blues on Mason Street
Sun Jun 3, 2012, 02:32 PM
Jun 2012

is now the default venue for great Blues in San Francisco. Grant and Green was "remodeled" several years ago and lost most of it funkiness. I haven't been there in years -- maybe it's better now.

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