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El Supremo

(20,365 posts)
Tue Mar 10, 2015, 09:29 PM Mar 2015

The Free Agency Approaches of 10 NFL Teams

Cleveland Browns

Pounce fast and sign the worst players available before the Raiders get them.

San Francisco 49ers

Sign 53 football players to fill the holes on your roster.

Buffalo Bills/New York Jets

Mostly ignore free agents. Instead, trade for good players who would never play for your team of their own free will.

Dallas Cowboys

Continue successful policy started at 2014 NFL Draft of doing the exact opposite of what Jerry Jones suggests.

Baltimore Ravens

Stock your team with violent felons* because football is a violent game.
*domestic abusers not (currently) allowed

Miami Dolphins

Convince high-profile free agents that big money and the sun and fun of Miami is worth losing to the Patriots and playing every home game in front of 30,000 people.

Seattle Seahawks

Sign the best players available who fill a need and promise they can go an entire season without punching Pete Carroll, Russell Wilson or Richard Sherman in the face.

Philadelphia Eagles

Totally shit the bed. Then pretend it’s all part of some grand plan that people simply can’t comprehend with their feeble, non-genius minds.

New England Patriots

Be smart. Don’t overspend, pick your spots and focus on value and need. Then, to bridge the gap in talent with other teams when the season starts, cheat your ass off.

http://www.sportspickle.com/2015/03/free-agency-approaches-of-10-nfl-teams

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