Antonio Cromartie's Penis Is Unstoppable

[El Supremo]

Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie has fathered 10 children, so it made plenty of sense when he decided to get a vasectomy, because 10 children is plenty of children. Today, we learned that not even a procedure that leaves most couples with a less than 1-percent chance of getting pregnant can stop the raw, life-giving power of Cromartie’s junk.

Cromartie’s wife, Terricka, is expecting twins. The couple announced the news to Us Weekly, and explained that they were just as shocked as everyone else is. Antonio and Terricka appear to be taking the news in stride:

Antonio, 31, was just as shocked. “Originally, he was like, ‘Oh, s—t! Are you serious? How did this happen?’” Terricka recalls. “It was shocking news for the both of us. It took me a while to process it, but Antonio stood firm and was saying, ‘It’s God’s will.’ And he’s been excited the whole time.”

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for repopulation purposes.

http://deadspin.com/antonio-cromarties-penis-is-unstoppable-1752723337

[Yavin4]

1. I wouldn't want to be tackled by him.

You never know.

[erpowers]

2. Doubt He Went Through With It

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I do not think he had the vasectomy. Other than that, he should take a paternity test before signing his name on the birth certificate. Maybe, it is not that Cromarties's penis/sperm is unstoppable, but that his wife decided to step out on him. Maybe being married to a guy with 10 kids with 7 to 8 different women is not as fun, good, or happy as it may seem.

[joeybee12]

3. I bet he didn't either...

Or the doctor really did a poor job.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

4. God trumps vasectomy every time

[erpowers]

5. Might Not Be God

Maybe he got the vasectomy and maybe his wife did not cheat on him. However, there is a good chance that he did not get the vasectomy, or that his wife cheated on him.

[rocktivity]

6. It depends upon WHEN he had it done

YourHHRSnews.com:

(Vasectomy) is nearly 100 percent effective. However, (it) is not immediately effective — sperm remains beyond the blocked tubes. You must use other birth control until the sperm are used up — usually in about three months... More

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