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Yes, it's The Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/article/peyton-manning-tirelessly-studying-footage-athlete-52423
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)El Supremo
(20,365 posts)Tom Brady Keeps Referring To Self As Golden Boy While Denying Cheating Allegations
FOXBOROUGH, MAFollowing the release of an independent investigation implicating him in the New England Patriots ball-deflation scandal, quarterback Tom Brady held a press conference Thursday during which he staunchly denied all allegations while repeatedly referring to himself as the Golden Boy. The Golden Boy would like to state right now, for the record, that at no time did the Golden Boy have any knowledge that team assistants were tampering with game balls, said Brady, adding that, given the paramount importance of maintaining the games integrity, the Golden Boy would never, under any circumstances, seek an unfair advantage in order to win. This investigation is obviously deeply flawed, and the Golden Boy looks forward to speaking to Commissioner Goodell so the Golden Boy can clear the Golden Boys name and focus on next season. Brady reportedly ended the press conference by telling reporters that the Golden Boy will not be taking any questions and then promptly walked out of the room.
http://www.theonion.com/article/tom-brady-keeps-referring-self-golden-boy-while-de-50366
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)They could have done better on that one.