My crazy baseball prediction about Madison Baumgarner

[Yavin4]

The last five years of his career will not be as a pitcher, but as a DH.

[nocalflea]

1. Hi Madison ! Didn't know you were a democrat.

You're a good hitter ... for a pitcher , that is.

[Brother Buzz]

2. Bruce Bochy has used Bumgarner as a pinch hitter a few times

Down the road, if Bumgarner gets traded to the American League, he conceivably could become a DH WHILE he was still pitching, and that might just win him an asterisk in the record book.

[bluedigger]

3. I'd trade a lightly used Panda for him.

[Brother Buzz]

4. The panda that loves empanadas? No thanks, he's your problem

This SF Giants fan never gets tired of posting 'the' gif

[hughee99]

5. He looked much better in spring training. He didn't break any belts yet.

[Brother Buzz]

6. Much better is subjective, no?

I understand he knows every panadería at home, and on the road. Are they still assigning a minder to keep his eating binges in check?

[hughee99]

7. Yes, it's all relative. Last year in spring training, he was the poster boy for type II diabetes,

this year he looks like just another heavy guy. At least it looks like he can play a few innings without having a heart attack now. I'm not sure, but I'll bet they still have a "food handler" for him.