Miami Marlins Construction Crew Completely Unaware They've Been Building Baseball Stadium

[El Supremo]

MIAMI—Speaking with reporters while putting the finishing touches on Miami's new stadium Saturday, construction workers at Marlins Park admitted they had no idea what the structure would be used for, despite having built baseball stadiums in the past. "We installed a big pool back there, so maybe all the seats are for people waiting in line to swim?" said foreman Frank Davies, sealing one of the large, inexplicable dual aquarium tanks behind home plate. "But there's that giant rainbow thing with the pink flamingos we built at the edge of the grass that sometimes lights up and moves like a windmill, so I'd say my best guess is this is a really big miniature golf hole or a theme park for disabled children." Major League Baseball has yet to rule the field fit for play, as the stadium has no traditional dugouts, Marlins management having opting instead for two giant sets of wax lips.

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[madinmaryland]

1. That's funny!

[hughee99]

2. Based on attendance last year, Marlins fans were completely unaware there was

a old baseball stadium. I expect they'll fill a few more seats at Jeffrey's Playhouse. I wonder if Jambi or the King of Cartoons will be there for the opener.