A treatment for theism has been announced in Volume 44 of

[struggle4progress]

Gaillard's Medical Journal (1887), page 512

You can download it here, but for those who don't want to expose their computers to the Ebola virus, here's a short excerpt:

Attention has recently been drawn to a new nervous disorder ... called "Theism," or Tea-Drinker's Disease ... The best treatment ... is said to be ... exercise, such as walking ...

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[cbayer]

1. Oh, it is horrid!! Together we can find a cure.

Chronic poisoning due to immoderate levels of tea-drinking, marked by palpitation, insomnia, headache, and dyspepsia.

I am particularly concerned about our dear members from the UK.

[rug]

2. So the cure is aTheism?

Does that mean we can stop talking about not collecting stamps?

[cbayer]

4. Yes, they will need to go to TA meetings though.

[rug]

5. If they make me Ill get $2,000,000.

[cbayer]

6. Not before you have to go back to prison for all the terrible

things you have done during your bout of theism.

[rug]

7. I'll never be forgiven for the Crusades.

[cbayer]

8. It's the witch hunts I worry about.

If you have not admitted you are powerless over your theism, they may come looking for you.

[okasha]

9. Never mind the foreigners!

Think of all of us across the south and west of the US who were indoctrinated into the use of the vile beverage in childhood! That's child abuse!

[cbayer]

10. Yes, I started drinking sweet tea at a very young age

and I have never been able to fully stop.

Plus I think I have a lot of the symptoms.

Woe is me!

[okasha]

11. Even as I write,

I have a glass of the terrible stuff on the desk beside me.

Oh, the shame!

[cbayer]

12. Ruh-roh raggy.

I was recently told that I am pretty much illiterate and have no internet saavy because I was not familiar with this phrase.

It is apparently from a very bad cartoon that I missed.

So, I am trying to catch up and hold my own. It's a struggle, but I have faith.

[okasha]

13. I remember that.

I think the poster was in a "10 Silliest Posts on DU Ever" competition or something.

[cbayer]

14. I'm still not sure I've got it right, but maybe someday

I will have the internet savvy I need to be considered legitimate.

Until then, I will just struggle along.

[Fumesucker]

3. Lewis Carroll never saw this video