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[PoindexterOglethorpe]

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to for one planet full of ungrateful monkeys

[trotsky]

1. And yet they claim atheists are arrogant.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

2. i know. Weird, isn't it?

[tymorial]

4. I believe both can be quite arrogant.

[mountain grammy]

7. Yeah right.

[MineralMan]

3. Makes a lot of sense, huh?

[Cryptoad]

8. Yep,,,,, almost as much sense as

its all some random Cosmic Fart!

[alittlelark]

5. "MEism" sounds more appropriate...

[zentrum]

6. Perfect. Brilliant!

[wysimdnwyg]

9. No no no...

That's not right. God just wants it to LOOK like the universe is that big and has that many galaxies/stars/etc. It's what the video game industry refers to as a "sky box" that adds "flavor" and "immersion". Really the Earth is the center of the universe and is only 6,000 years old. Oh, and it's flat.

[MineralMan]

10. Hint: The Earth, with its motley collection of lifeforms,

is NOT located at the center of the Universe. Heck, it's not even near the center of its own galaxy. It's not even the center of its own solar system. The Earth is an insignificant rocky water planet and humans are fleeting inhabitants. We matter ONLY to ourselves, so we'd better try to get along together, I think.

[ffr]

11. Watch out, they'll be calling for your head.

Religion is a violent occupation.

[brush]

12. And out of all of that we are the only life forms? And life is carbon-based and breathes air? Hah!

[Binkie The Clown]

13. But only if your beliefs come from a little sand box in the Middle East.

All others are heathens and infidels.