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Major Nikon

(36,922 posts) Fri May 24, 2019, 06:42 PM May 2019

Owners of biblical Noah's ark replica sue over rain damage

The owner of the life-size replica of Noah’s Ark in Northern Kentucky has sued its insurers for refusing to cover rain damage.

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/nation/2019/05/24/ark-encounter-owners-sue-insurers-over-rain-damage-property/1223418001/

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Owners of biblical Noah's ark replica sue over rain damage (Original Post) Major Nikon May 2019 OP

Dumb fuck. SamKnause May 2019 #1

Ha ha ha ha! Irony alert! Beartracks May 2019 #2

LOL! If your ark is damaged by rain you didn't do it right. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2019 #3

Technically it's the driveway, but the headline makes for excellent absurdity. AtheistCrusader Jun 2019 #23

Expect Trump to divert emergency relief supplies from blue states and Puerto Rico. dameatball May 2019 #4

Funny but it is actually possible in Trumpland. walkingman May 2019 #7

Only in Amurica. marble falls May 2019 #5

Jesus caused this flodding - don't argue with Jesus! walkingman May 2019 #6

It was God's will nt doc03 May 2019 #8

How could anyone believe you could put a pair of every animal on earth doc03 May 2019 #9

It is a metaphor!! The Genealogist May 2019 #11

With metaphor, anything is possible. Major Nikon May 2019 #12

Thought experiment: SCantiGOP May 2019 #13

If you ask such questions YOU ARE DEFYING SKY DADDY! The Genealogist May 2019 #14

I would never defy the Flying Spaghetti Monster SCantiGOP May 2019 #15

metaphors? uriel1972 May 2019 #17

I usually spell it "bullshit." (n/t) Iggo May 2019 #19

An apt synonym The Genealogist May 2019 #20

Oh, I like that one! Iggo May 2019 #21

Doesn't the chucklehead know anything about how to raise money? The Genealogist May 2019 #10

LOL! Nitram May 2019 #16

Onion worthy.. Permanut May 2019 #18

Sister Rosetta Tharpe struggle4progress Jun 2019 #22

SamKnause

(14,367 posts)

1. Dumb fuck.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 06:50 PM

May 2019

Why don't you pray for the money, or pray for the invisible man to repair the damages ???

You certainly are not very self sufficient.

Why did the invisible man allow his ark to be damaged ???

I am so sick of these dangerous fucking fraudsters.

Beartracks

(14,019 posts)

2. Ha ha ha ha! Irony alert!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 06:51 PM

May 2019

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(126,300 posts)

3. LOL! If your ark is damaged by rain you didn't do it right.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 06:52 PM

May 2019

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

23. Technically it's the driveway, but the headline makes for excellent absurdity.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 12, 2019, 01:48 PM

Jun 2019

dameatball

(7,619 posts)

4. Expect Trump to divert emergency relief supplies from blue states and Puerto Rico.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 06:58 PM

May 2019

walkingman

(9,620 posts)

7. Funny but it is actually possible in Trumpland.

Reply to dameatball (Reply #4)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:24 PM

May 2019

marble falls

(67,157 posts)

5. Only in Amurica.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:06 PM

May 2019

walkingman

(9,620 posts)

6. Jesus caused this flodding - don't argue with Jesus!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:23 PM

May 2019

doc03

(38,179 posts)

8. It was God's will nt

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:50 PM

May 2019

doc03

(38,179 posts)

9. How could anyone believe you could put a pair of every animal on earth

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:52 PM

May 2019

on one boat?

The Genealogist

(4,739 posts)

11. It is a metaphor!!

Reply to doc03 (Reply #9)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:55 PM

May 2019

Metaphorical animals on a metaphorical boat, to escape from a metaphorical flood.

Major Nikon

(36,922 posts)

12. With metaphor, anything is possible.

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #11)

Fri May 24, 2019, 08:00 PM

May 2019

Jesus said that, metaphorically.

SCantiGOP

(14,556 posts)

13. Thought experiment:

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #11)

Fri May 24, 2019, 08:27 PM

May 2019

Let’s accept that it was a divine miracle that two of each animal (like kangaroos and penguins) somehow got to the Mideast, and then didn’t harass each other during the trip.
Once the pairs of animals walked off the ark after the flood.....
.......What did the carnivores eat?

The Genealogist

(4,739 posts)

14. If you ask such questions YOU ARE DEFYING SKY DADDY!

Reply to SCantiGOP (Reply #13)

Fri May 24, 2019, 08:30 PM

May 2019

which means, who knows?

SCantiGOP

(14,556 posts)

15. I would never defy the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #14)

Fri May 24, 2019, 08:34 PM

May 2019

Bless his Noodeliness

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)

17. metaphors?

Reply to SCantiGOP (Reply #13)

Fri May 24, 2019, 10:09 PM

May 2019

Iggo

(49,025 posts)

19. I usually spell it "bullshit." (n/t)

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #11)

Fri May 24, 2019, 11:55 PM

May 2019

The Genealogist

(4,739 posts)

20. An apt synonym

Reply to Iggo (Reply #19)

Sat May 25, 2019, 08:38 AM

May 2019

As to believabiity, on par with such stories as men climbing up towers via a woman's long hair.

Iggo

(49,025 posts)

21. Oh, I like that one!

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #20)

Sat May 25, 2019, 08:57 AM

May 2019

The best one, though, is about the Emperor and his new outfit.

The Genealogist

(4,739 posts)

10. Doesn't the chucklehead know anything about how to raise money?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 07:54 PM

May 2019

He needs to send out a desperate plea, that if "love offerings" to cover the damage aren't collected immediately, God is going to strike him dead. Oh, and God also wants you to throw in a little extra "love" so he can have have a private jet. Visa and MasterCard accepted. Act now...or else!