Pastor claims he was sucking demons out of sexually assaulted men

[Soph0571]

“Three men have come forward claiming Rev. Dr. William Weaver performed sex acts on them when they came to him for private counseling at Linden Presbyterian Church,” Newsweek reported Thursday. “Weaver, 69, would allegedly tell the men that he needed to ‘suck’ out demons through their semen, citing Native American rituals and a verse from Ephesians telling Christians to ‘put on the full armor of God.'”

“According to impact statements the men submitted to the Presbytery of Elizabeth, which has jurisdiction over the church in Linden, Weaver would order each to strip naked and lie down. Then he would place an “angel coin” on their foreheads and have them balance stones on their hands and ankles. Weaver would then allegedly perform oral sex on them,” Newsweek reported.

[link:https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/pastor-claims-he-was-sucking-demons-out-of-sexually-assaulted-men/|

Wow. So many things wrong with this where do you start...

[TreasonousBastard]

1. I know I shouldn't laugh, but this one is so out of bounds...

it's hilarious.

Sounds like a plot from a porno.

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Wicked Weiners

[rampartc]

2. no mention of the age of the victims, they are described as "men."

I really can not see an adult male falling for this mumbo jumbo.

[spooky3]

3. Oh, I don't know...adult white males are the biggest group duped by The Con.

[rampartc]

6. yea, but that is economics and human relations stuff

I think the dumbest conservative in florida would recognize a blow job. this wacky pastor probably had regular customers.

[Funtatlaguy]

4. Thy rod and thy staff do offend thee. Now, offendeth me.

[samnsara]

7. oh good Lord!

[Throckmorton]

8. If thy demon offend thee,

suck it out?

[MineralMan]

9. What? Using God to justify his own pleasures?

Shocking!