Watch This Preacher Check His Phone While Speaking in Tongues

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Preacher Perry Stone of Omega Center International in Tennessee was leading people in prayer on Thursday — even speaking in tongues — when he stopped to check his phone. Multiple times. It’s kind of hilarious.

Enjoy:

Was he checking prayer requests? Maybe.

Did he think God was trying to reach him? Who knows.

Was he trying to catch up on the news? That’s what I’d be doing.

But now we know that you can be speaking in tongues, fully captured by the spirit, all while scrolling through texts. Impressive.


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[Srkdqltr]

1. Have never understood speaking in toungs.

The whole idea is wierd.

[lapfog_1]

5. It would be mildly entertaining

if they spoke in an actual obscure "tongue"

[Zambero]

10. Never understood someone polishing your table while you are speaking in tongues

And what's in the bottle, olive oil?!?

[Major Nikon]

12. Happens to me sometimes

Usually after bumping my toe or funny bone in the presences of small children.

[Thomas Hurt]

2. checking on the paypal donations coming in?

[kozar]

3. he looks so sad at one point

I think his Sunday afternoon Grindr date just cancelled on him. I live in Tn. and am allowed and approved to make this observation.

Koz

[Midnight Writer]

4. I think he's watching porn.

[DetlefK]

6. I love how he goes "Ehhhhhhhhhhh" while reading a text on his Smartphone. :D:D:D:D:D:D

[solara]

7. Klatoo Barada Nictoo

Um biggie lar fah nar

Indeed

[NeoGreen]

8. anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve.

[Zambero]

9. Google translator

OK now Google, what did I just say there, praise the Lord???

[brush]

11. Wonder if the texts were in tongue? Nice to be bi-lingual.