Do your shoes have a religion?

[struggle4progress]

The religion of various shoes seems to be a hot topic on DU recently

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	yes! mine are all very holey
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	the heels are too high right now: i'll ask them when they come down
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	shoes are my religion! a person can never have too many shoes!
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	my sneakers believe some new age stuff, but my oxfords are more skeptical
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	um ... i'm basically a barefoot buddhist
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	iirc, the left one is jewish and the right one is muslim, but they seem to get along ok
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	don't judge a camel until he's walked a mile in your smoking shoes: that's what i always say!
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	they're devoutly fabulous
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	no! they're just fuggin shoes! they don't think anything, and if they do, i don't want to know about it
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[Journeyman]

1. They do have a sole, of that I'm certain. . .

[libodem]

6. Thread win

[dimbear]

2. I only wear soft slippers, I don't believe in soles. n/t

[HubertHeaver]

3. Mine are atheist--they don't believe in shit.

Unfortunately, they walk in it all the time.

[Meshuga]

4. Tell your neighbors to pick up after their dogs

N/T

[In_The_Wind]

5. Not my shoes.

[okasha]

7. Mine have been in a ceramics studio so long

they think every day is Ash Wednesday.

[2ndAmForComputers]

8. The nice thing about statistics

It's true no matter how you try to ridicule it.

[struggle4progress]

9. So your shoes' religion is Statistics?

[2ndAmForComputers]

13. You're so cute.

Never change.

[cbayer]

10. I recently did something I swore I would never do - I bought some Birkenstocks.

They have long held a symbolism for me that is negative. They are very expensive, ugly and seemed to be used as some kind of status symbol for a long time.

But, I have a problem with my feet and it has been highly recommended that I wear them.

So I praise them and pray to them that they will resolve some of my problems, lol.

[struggle4progress]

11. I always just look for a pair that fits, but the variety is astonishing

[cbayer]

12. I could see these coming in handy at times