Oklahoma senator concerned about dead babies in his Mountain Dew

[onager]

Im bringing this up because...radical Christian Oklahoma State Senator Ralph Shortey thinks that scientists doing experiments in the lab with HEK 293 cells means there are aborted fetuses in food....

Clearly, as an Evil Scientist, Mad Evilutionist, and all around Demon Atheist, I have to now withdraw my support for the Pepsi Corporation. I was under the impression that my consuming Mountain Dew was not only supporting the death of beautiful children of God, but that I was also physically consuming the little angels bodies, if not souls.

Now theyre telling me there are no aborted fetuses in my beloved Mountain Dew? Fuck that shit!

And fuck Ralph Shortey.

http://scienceblogs.com/erv/2012/01/oklahoma_senator_concerned_abo.php#more

(From Abbie Smith's "erv" blog at scienceblogs. She's a grad student in biology, specializing in the study of HIV. And she kicks serious butt.)

[gopiscrap]

1. I can't believe this shit

and stupid fucking fools in his district vote for asshats like that?

[DJ13]

2. It wouldnt taste the same without 'em

[appleannie1]

3. They used to give people that thought like that very long sleeved sweaters called straight jackets.

[cleanhippie]

4. Must be why only Atheists drink that stuff!

Considering how many babies we eat, and all...

[Ron Obvious]

5. I love babies

I love babies. Especially when I get to dip them in ketchup or 1000 island dressing first thing in the morning...