Police allege Ohio robber hit clerk with Bible:

[dimbear]

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2013/08/30/police-alleged-ohio-robber-hit-clerk-with-bible/

TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — Police say a northwest Ohio man hit a gas station clerk in the head with a Bible numerous times forcing the employee back into the store and then demanded cash.

The 57-year-old Abbott Griffin was arraigned on an aggravated robbery charge on Friday in Toledo Municipal Court.
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no need to click, that's the whole thing. And I admit I said that to say this:

HOLY TOLEDO, ABBOTT!

[cbayer]

1. He also threw beer cans at the police, was carrying two knives and tried to bite

the officers that tried to restrain him. Maybe he doesn't like beer, was planning on picking up a steak and has had issues with his dentist?

[Cooley Hurd]

2. "Praise the Lord" *whack* "Praise the Lord" *whack*

A Tebow fan?

[gopiscrap]

3. then they need to give that guy holy hell

and throw the book at him!

[rug]

4. The monks must be embarassed by Abbot Griffin.

[rrneck]

5. Brings new meaning to the phrase "bible thumper". nt

[dimbear]

6. !!! n/t